Thursday, December 9, 2010


I'm a Gnerd - pronounced nerd. Spelled with a silent G like gnome. (Yes, I referenced gnomes)
Gay nerd. Not ashamed. I have always like nerdy stuff.

Fantasy Novels - check
Music Theatre - check
Jeopardy - check
LOST, Twin Peaks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer - check
Comic Books - check
Math Class - check (especially calculus - its like a big giant puzzle)
Ny Times Crossword Puzzle - check
Games Magazine's annual list of the top 100 board games? - check
Final Fantasy and all other video games - check
and the HOLY GRAIL - Dungeons and Dragons - CHECK

so how does this effect how thin I am one may ask?
Don't all these activities involve surrounding yourself with Hostess Cupcakes and Cool Ranch Doritos,
ignoring the acne erupting on your face will listening to Metallica's Enter Sandman?

1.) I don't eat that shit
2.) I have always had porcelain skin
3.) Who needs Metallica when there is Queen?

When I SHOULD have been in gym class working out in the ninth grade, I instead pretended that I forgot my gym clothes so I could read the next Dragonlance novel.

Why did I do this?
For all the reasons you're thinking and have been discussed a million times
Trouble is.....I've been out of high school for 18 years......and I'm letting the same shit fly.

NO LONGER.....I am on the path to pectoral muscles...working different muscles groups every other day...I want to be the 34 year old jock.....I'm want to join a rugby team and wear stripes and say things like "Nice Hussle" or "Move your ass"....people say that right?

The reasoning here isn't because I don't want to be a gnerd anymore......I will always be a gnerd. I love being a gnerd.
I want to do this because I can.  Because its an option. And because I'll look good in the shorts.

Food - banana 24 oz of OJ Grilled Chesse French Onion Soup Two Fish Sandwiches, Mountain Dew (it was disgustingly sweet) and this is so far

Workout - Shoulder Back and Butt Work (Rugby Shorts here i Come!)


    I'm rooting for you!

  2. Your blog is hillarious Matt! Good stuff! Geeks and Gnerds rule!